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Totally Random

Post by Frigga » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:41 pm

I've got a paper cut under my thumbnail and it is driving me crazy.

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Re: Totally Random

Post by CassandraBanana » Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:02 pm

Ick... My suggestion:

Chapstick! We used to use it when I was a kid. So long as the cut isn't bleeding, it'll dull the pain a lot. Something about the nerve endings not being exposed to air anymore. Just make sure you wash it off before you go to bed. Works great in the first half hour or so.
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Re: Totally Random

Post by Celairel » Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:07 pm

Alcohol.

And by that I mean drink it. Eventually you'll forget all about your paper cut!

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Re: Totally Random

Post by tehkory » Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:42 pm

Frigga wrote:I've got a paper cut under my thumbnail and it is driving me crazy.
This isn't random. It's probably due to handling paper.

I'm helping.

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Re: Totally Random

Post by LadyMizra » Wed Feb 25, 2015 3:06 am

Cut your thumbnail down and then superglue the papercut together! Totally works.

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Re: Totally Random

Post by shezzarine » Wed Feb 25, 2015 5:08 am

Grooming: remove hang-nail
Phase 1: 20 seconds
Held or in Room (Reusable): a set of fingernail clippers, or a set of toenail clippers, or some tweezers
In Room (Reusable): an upset $admintype1 with a hangnail
In Room (Consumed): a half-pint of snark
Phase 2: 20 seconds Familiar Snark skill required.
Phase 3: 20 seconds
Phase 4: 20 seconds Amateur Grooming skill required.
Phase 5: 15 seconds
Phase 6: 20 seconds
Produced: a clipped hangnail
Produced: a contented $admintype1
OOC Delay Timer: 60 RL Minutes
OOC Failure Timer: 30 RL Minutes
hrumph

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Re: Totally Random

Post by AdamBlue » Wed Feb 25, 2015 5:32 am

According to that craft, you'd be cloning Frigga, and making a happy Frigga with a clipped hangnail, and Frigga with a hangnail still.

You monster.

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Re: Totally Random

Post by EltanimRas » Wed Feb 25, 2015 10:31 am

Not if all he's got is an upset $admintype1 with a paper-cut, he's not.

You can't make lemonade with oranges.

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Re: Totally Random

Post by shezzarine » Wed Feb 25, 2015 4:53 pm

Remember kids, don't write crafts or read forums on a hour and a half of sleep. Otherwise paper cuts and hang nails become the same thing or something >.>
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Re: Totally Random

Post by EltanimRas » Thu Feb 26, 2015 5:55 am

It's too bad. We could always use more Frigga clones.

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Re: Totally Random

Post by Nimrod » Thu Feb 26, 2015 7:23 pm

Who would have thought #friggaspapercut would be trending?
How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

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Re: Totally Random

Post by Hawkwind » Thu Feb 26, 2015 7:37 pm

#Cantflimflobthenimbob
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