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Orcish Marching Songs!

Postby Onasaki » Fri Jun 13, 2014 11:38 am

So here's a thread devoted to coming up with awesome, rough and dirty songs for orcs to sing while on patrol, or just out and about!

I've seen some orcs make up songs, but none of them are sticking!
I have two forces by my side
One's the truth and one's a lie
Which one's which I cannot tell
This enigma is my hell


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Re: Orcish Marching Songs!

Postby krelm » Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:43 pm

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Two thousand more will die tonight!
'Magine stacks'a burnin' flesh, whole cities now house tha' ashes'a mankind!

Sounds'a our laughter spreadin' forth-- look on, there ain't much left ta see!


When all tha' pinkies start ta die, when all tha't don't start goin' insane!
As they look up at tha' blackened sky - tha' uruks kill again!

In tha' time before we came, pinkies only had 'demselves to blame!
Fer tha' problems in their lives, spinnin' down to their demise!

they used to laugh, they used to cry - now tha' only thing they do is die!
Dyin' slowly in tha' winter light - no one survives tonight!

tha' end of days is here, 'dere ain't no goin' back!
tha' forests burn an' rivers boil, tha' ground is stained forever black!

tha' world is gone! A massive grave endures instead!
Poison weeds growin' over tha' bodies of tha' dead!

While countries lie ruined, giant cities razed!
tha' rivers infected with our waste!

No one survives tha' end'a tha' world!



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Cheers are ringin' out in tha' feastin' hall!
Pinky skulls are thrown on a giant table!
Goblins like ta smash 'em 'gainst tha' walls!

Hey! Get up! It's time ta party wit' tha' horde!
Bring! Your friends! We's eat 'dem, too!
Hey! Wake up! Oh wait you ain't breathin' no more!
Hey! yous ded! you'll be part'a our stew!

(chorus)
Hey-hey! Goblins singin' through tha' night!
Hey-hey! Goblins sing!
Hey-hey! Goblins rage'n drunken fights!
Hey-hey! Goblins rage!

Grabbin' bloody skulls fer his grim collection!
tha' boss is walkin' through his loyal horde!
Savorin' tha' battles fought 'gainst tha' pinkies!
Total goblin domination's now restored!

'Dere's no such thing as mornin' when tha' day's been replaced!
'Specially fer tha' drunken goblin, murderous grin on his face!
Shovin' priceless pinky relics into a dingy little case!
Haulin' ass ta da caves, now tha' pinkies been disgraced!

Eat tha' pinkies, eat tha' pinkies! Goblins chant an' fan tha' flames!
Roastin' eyeballs on da fire, screamin' babies writhe in pain!
Charge through tha' forest, let's go faster!
Count tha' tons'a human meat! Haulin' ass back to tha' caves!
Celebrate mankind's defeat!


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They said we would never escape tha' goblin box! they ain't never been so fuckin' wrong in their whole motherfuckin' lives!

'Dis box is easy ta fuckin' destroy! Where tha' snarfagle're ya brains now!? I think I sees 'em on tha' wall!

Breakin' free wit' ease!
Rip all humans! Tear all humans up!
Our appetite for blood - impossible to please!
Kill all humans!

Stuffed into tha' clutches'a 'dis horrible box! So many other beasts have met their demise!
they said tha't tha' box was a damn solid design! But what they ain't realized was goblins are stronger, faster, smarter!

Chucklin' humans, sealin' tha' box! Goblins are undeterred!
Takin' care as they check all tha' locks! Not a peep can be heard as they speak not a word!

In tha' end, tha' humans are mauled, beaten, an' killed! You may ask how 'dis came ta pass! How did we escape tha' box!?

Truth is tha' humans had built tha' box ta torture an' maim all kinds'a creatures! But tha' goblins wasn't to be trifled wit' - no, not to be trifled wit' at all!

As tha' humans laid 'dere, a throbbin' mass'a bone an' flesh! Dead an' butchered beyond all hope an' reason - tha' goblins feasted on they rotted corpses! Fillin' tha' caves wit' tha' sound of laughter - forever!


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Gallows an' graves! Gallows an' graves! Human bein's turned inta slaves! Cut off they face! A terrible place! All ya love will be erased!

Gallows an' graves! Gallows an' graves! Torture chambahs fill tha' caves! Spikes from above! Fire below! Goblins fill yer heart wit' woe!

Arrive at tha' prison - tha't rotten smell! tha' punished cry as they toll tha' bells! Goblins are flayin' tha' incomin' herd! tha' monsters are horrible all beyond words!

Screamin' in pain as they cry for home! As they skin is flayed down to tha' bone! Despite their cries they ain't gonna be saved! Yet another race's been enslaved!

Fifty a time they bodies dumped! Into tha' pit'a fire ta create a burnin' blaze! tha' stench'a searin' flesh will forever fill 'dis place!

Massive chimneys spout awful smells! Thousands'a prisoners weep in they cells! No one escapes tha't sinister place! tha' gallows and graves in 'dis place!

Crawl through tha' catacombs an' meet yer demise! A lake'a despair looms 'fore yer eyes! Unearthly creatures hunger fer meat! Don't snarfagle wit' they jaws or you'll lose yer feet!

Tha' scum on tha' wall - poison embodied! Mold is growin' on tha' dead! Ovens burn tha' mangled bodies! Bugs crawl under doors made'a lead!

Throwin' corpses into a pit! tha' gallows are covered in shit! Shovelin' corpses fast as they can! Tha' killin' goes just as planned!
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Re: Orcish Marching Songs!

Postby Onasaki » Fri Jun 13, 2014 3:18 pm

<3

Looks awesome. Can't wait to see more.
I have two forces by my side
One's the truth and one's a lie
Which one's which I cannot tell
This enigma is my hell


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Re: Orcish Marching Songs!

Postby Icarus » Fri Jun 13, 2014 3:19 pm

Chop, chop, chop!
[Petition: Player] I am ready to begin my interdimensional adventure.

A mutilated little orc murmurs, nodding as he mutters,
"I fought good today. Yuh. Fought good, 'specially for bein' the kitchen-snaga. Yuh, I did."
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Re: Orcish Marching Songs!

Postby radioactivejesus » Fri Jun 13, 2014 7:05 pm

there is only one right answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y
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This sword hardly even a sword. It's kind of really just a piece of metal bent like a sword. Its blade is rather short. Kind of pathetic, really.
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Re: Orcish Marching Songs!

Postby Onasaki » Fri Jun 13, 2014 7:29 pm

I've been listening to that, on repeat for the last 250, 2:08 minutes.
I have two forces by my side
One's the truth and one's a lie
Which one's which I cannot tell
This enigma is my hell


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Re: Orcish Marching Songs!

Postby Hawkwind » Fri Jun 13, 2014 9:22 pm

JESUS CHRIST, THE HELIUM!
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