Random SOI Thoughts

[LadyMizra]

This disturbs me, deeply, and on a level I can't quite describe.

This is what Orcs with the artistry skill do in their spare time.

[Letters]

Oh my.

Why not illustrate something benign, like Hedgehog Tickler?

Another thought: so many beefy people!

[LadyMizra]

Lol, I didn't make those, just found them on google

But still funny!

[toofast]

Another thought: so many beefy people!

That's like every RPI ever, tho.

Fun fact, a majority of the orc PB was beefy at launch but a lot of them died, majority of the orcs are now leaner.

[Hazgarn]

Fun fact, a majority of the orc PB was beefy at launch but a lot of them died, majority of the orcs are now leaner.

Clearly, the wargs went for the juicy ones first.

[Letters]

I want to see 'a beefcake' as a PC now.

[LadyMizra]

[WildGiller]

RPI Mad-Gab

Adjective for huge
Adjective for tough
A facial hair style
A Color
An exercise
Adjective for shapely
Another Color
A general hair-style
A Weapon Type
A Food
A facial expression

..Go!

[Rivean]

Rivean: You know, Tolkien probably ejaculates in his grave every time Brian rolls up a new PC.

Eltanimras: That's disgusting!

[ThinkTwice]

That moment when you log in at a time other than your usual playtimes and recognize NO ONE ...

[Yoink]

Erm, not sure where to post this, but who should I contact about getting my game password changed? Or should I just go and register a new account, since I haven't made any characters or anything?

[Kitzilla]

Red is the new black.

I remember a day where Gondor was filled with raven-haired men and ebon-tressed maidens. Now, it's redheads as far as the eye can see.

Ginger pride! Rise up, my redheaded PC brethren! It is the hour of our crimson uprising!

[Brian]

Rivean: You know, Tolkien probably ejaculates in his grave every time Brian rolls up a new PC.

Eltanimras: That's disgusting!

That's graphic.

[Yoink]

I really want to get into the game, but can't think of a decent backstory. Having to trawl around the site for info on the setting doesn't help, either.
Apologies in advance to whoever has to read my app!

[ThinkTwice]

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You'll need to close those quotation marks.

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

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<****** / ^^^^^^ / ||||| > You want to tell yourself?

I DO WHAT I WANT

[WildGiller]

Does the server give sassback?! I need to go test this out.

[Rivean]

Rivean: You know, Tolkien probably ejaculates in his grave every time Brian rolls up a new PC.

Eltanimras: That's disgusting!

That's graphic.

Sorry Brian. You're a fetish.

[WorkerDrone]

<**** / ^^^^^^ / ||||||> You begin scouting around, searching the ground for fallen sticks and twigs.

<**** / ^^^^^^ / ||||||>
You continue to scour the ground for dropwood.

<**** / ^^^^^^ / ||||||>
You pull out a stick of linden wood to set on the ground.

<**** / ^^^^^^ / ||||||> You say, dully,
"More wood. Yay."

<**** / ^^^^^^ / ||||||> You say, sneering,
"Yeah. You wish you had this wood."

<**** / ^^^^^^ / ||||||> That craft cannot be performed in this sort of terrain.

<**** / ^^^^^^ / ||||||> That craft cannot be performed in this sort of terrain.

<**** / ^^^^^^ / ||||||> You say, looking around, because that's just his luck,
"...sha."

Admins playing games with WD.

[Yoink]

Just figured out how to turn ANSI on!
For some reason it had been turning itself on occasionally on reboot, then turning off again the next time I logged. Weird.

[Onasaki]

I wonder how many people would be pissed, if there was a game-wide world purge. All the ground items everywhere get purged. >.>

[WildGiller]

cup-opocolypse

[ThinkTwice]

Dreaming in text again.

[Brian]

Sorry Brian. You're a fetish.

I'll admit to being intrigued as to how this plays out behind closed doors.

[Hazgarn]

Talking about curses jinxed the MUD. You know who you are. -.-

[Hazgarn]

This rough blade could have come from one of any dozens of forges, and is as utilitarian as it is unremarkable. Likely useable as a weapon in a pinch, or for cutting a bit of meat or bread, but little else. The metal has not been polished, nor has it been particularly well sharpened, and its handle is made from unpolished wood. In essence, it is a knife, and there are many like it, but at least this one is yours.

I'd laugh, if I weren't first compelled to cry.

*has weird issues related to that film*