Hazgarn wrote:This disturbs me, deeply, and on a level I can't quite describe.
This is what Orcs with the artistry skill do in their spare time.

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by LadyMizra » Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:50 pm
Hazgarn wrote:This disturbs me, deeply, and on a level I can't quite describe.
by Letters » Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:54 pm
by LadyMizra » Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:55 pm
by toofast » Tue Jun 10, 2014 2:12 pm
Letters wrote:Another thought: so many beefy people!
by Hazgarn » Tue Jun 10, 2014 2:12 pm
toofastnig wrote:Fun fact, a majority of the orc PB was beefy at launch but a lot of them died, majority of the orcs are now leaner.
by Letters » Tue Jun 10, 2014 2:14 pm
by WildGiller » Tue Jun 10, 2014 4:21 pm
by Rivean » Wed Jun 11, 2014 8:40 am
by ThinkTwice » Fri Jun 13, 2014 12:36 am
by Yoink » Fri Jun 13, 2014 8:04 pm
Droll wrote:You know they are going to sic an ent on us right?
Forest fire prpt tonight. Bring torches.
by Kitzilla » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:33 am
by Brian » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:25 pm
Rivean wrote:Rivean: You know, Tolkien probably ejaculates in his grave every time Brian rolls up a new PC.
Eltanimras: That's disgusting!
by Yoink » Sun Jun 15, 2014 1:06 am
Droll wrote:You know they are going to sic an ent on us right?
Forest fire prpt tonight. Bring torches.
by ThinkTwice » Mon Jun 16, 2014 5:45 am
You'll need to close those quotation marks.
<****** / ^^^^^^ / ||||| > You want to tell yourself?
by WildGiller » Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:42 pm
by Rivean » Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:31 pm
Brian wrote:Rivean wrote:Rivean: You know, Tolkien probably ejaculates in his grave every time Brian rolls up a new PC.
Eltanimras: That's disgusting!
That's graphic.
by WorkerDrone » Thu Jun 19, 2014 2:49 am
<**** / ^^^^^^ / ||||||> You begin scouting around, searching the ground for fallen sticks and twigs.
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You continue to scour the ground for dropwood.
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You pull out a stick of linden wood to set on the ground.
<**** / ^^^^^^ / ||||||> You say, dully,
"More wood. Yay."
<**** / ^^^^^^ / ||||||> You say, sneering,
"Yeah. You wish you had this wood."
<**** / ^^^^^^ / ||||||> That craft cannot be performed in this sort of terrain.
<**** / ^^^^^^ / ||||||> That craft cannot be performed in this sort of terrain.
<**** / ^^^^^^ / ||||||> You say, looking around, because that's just his luck,
"...sha."
Brian wrote:See, the thing that I admire about WorkerDrone is that he's an optimist!
by Yoink » Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:32 pm
Droll wrote:You know they are going to sic an ent on us right?
Forest fire prpt tonight. Bring torches.
by Onasaki » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:16 pm
by Brian » Fri Jun 20, 2014 8:09 pm
Rivean wrote:
Sorry Brian. You're a fetish.
by Hazgarn » Sat Jun 21, 2014 5:10 pm
by Hazgarn » Sat Jun 28, 2014 12:56 pm
This rough blade could have come from one of any dozens of forges, and is as utilitarian as it is unremarkable. Likely useable as a weapon in a pinch, or for cutting a bit of meat or bread, but little else. The metal has not been polished, nor has it been particularly well sharpened, and its handle is made from unpolished wood. In essence, it is a knife, and there are many like it, but at least this one is yours.