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Name the orc spirits

Postby Taurgalas » Sat May 31, 2014 1:24 pm

Not those spirits. Think of the most disgusting alcoholic beverage you've ever tried. Times one hundred. Don't worry about the recipes, those are done. I just need names.

Remember rotgut? Yeah, like that. List your entries here and whether you play an orc or not, there is a chance, I'll like your names and turn them into something foul to drink. It IS Alpha, so limited creation to begin with, but you never know when more will be added.

So, get your creative juices flowing! (pun intended)
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Re: Name the orc spirits

Postby WildGiller » Sat May 31, 2014 4:17 pm

Wait. Am I making this up? If so.. uh.
Okay! I'm looking up fun Black Speech words for this..
Edit: Oh! Also I'm not playing an Orc.

Grishrau (Bloodbeer)
Heavy and sticky in the mouth, this salty red beverage tastes strongly of copper and has a sour aftertaste that lingers in the back of your throat.

Grothniin (Greywater)
This Murky-grey swill is filled with gritty sediment that feels like sand in your mouth. It tastes like sweaty footwear was steeped under the sun in leftover pickle-brine, shaken, then strained into a container.

Bok Dalgum (Wine-Jar Garbage)
This tastes like the dregs of a hundred barrels of rotten fruits and plant waste were fermented until the cloudy greyish-purple juices that leeched out contained enough alcohol to render it (possibly) safe to drink.
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Re: Name the orc spirits

Postby Hawkwind » Sat May 31, 2014 4:30 pm

Bloodswill!
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Re: Name the orc spirits

Postby GreenRiver » Sat May 31, 2014 4:31 pm

Throatpeeler
Crawfire
Oxkiller
Skullsplitter
Murderbrew
Crowpoison
Skullhammer
Bloodjangler
Stranglewater
Bogwater
Skulljack
Pitchfire
Craw-ruiner
Blackhop
Gut-ruin
Pitchswallow
Nightflyer
Black Breath
Crankdraught
Floorsmack
Mirkdraught
Mirkwater
Wolfbreath
Dirgewater
Nightshade
Chokedraught
Corpse-maker
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Re: Name the orc spirits

Postby Icristhus » Sat May 31, 2014 4:45 pm

I wouldn't mind seeing someone try to quaff something called Skunk Juice.
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Re: Name the orc spirits

Postby Icarus » Sat May 31, 2014 4:46 pm

Remember that we are speaking Orcish, not Blackspeech! But all good names!
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Re: Name the orc spirits

Postby Songweaver » Sat May 31, 2014 5:47 pm

Here's five from me, in order of least(?) disgusting to most(?) disgusting.

Swampfroth
Ratspit
Troll Bile
Spider's Milk
Rutcream
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Re: Name the orc spirits

Postby Hazgarn » Sat May 31, 2014 6:30 pm

Mungwater or Mungwort - A thin, musty ale brewed from scum-algae found growing in underground pools or dark forest ponds.

Songweaver wrote:Rutcream


Does this have anything to do with the source of the yeast?

(Ugh...I think I'm ashamed of myself...)
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Re: Name the orc spirits

Postby Hawkwind » Sat May 31, 2014 6:30 pm

Snaga juice, the lite alternative.
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Re: Name the orc spirits

Postby Icarus » Sat May 31, 2014 8:29 pm

What was it... Yrch Piss ;)
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Re: Name the orc spirits

Postby Hazgarn » Sat May 31, 2014 8:45 pm

Hawkwind wrote:Snaga juice, the lite alternative.

Any input on orcish pipe leaf? >.>
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Re: Name the orc spirits

Postby Taurgalas » Sat May 31, 2014 9:42 pm

ROFL Icarus - can't believe you remember that one! :D

Actually, sure, let's go for pipe leaf or any other substances while you're at it. Again, no promises as to what makes it in or doesn't, but creativity like this is perfect to tap!
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